2026-08-31 by Foo
"The C.D.U. would like to thank all those that participated in Operation: Clean Up Duty: Task Force Omega, the 3/7 Control Unit and the 193rd Illempiri Support Company. Thanks to your combined efforts, we managed to clean up what could only be the final remains of the Illuminate's Void forces, while taking enough civilian and military casualties to keep the Director satisfied for at least the next week!"
- C.D.U. Specialist CeeDee
2026-07-27 by Foo
"Attention, the C.D.U. is pleased to announce that our latest retrieval efforts are going smoothly and we appreciate all clans to contribute to our...'collection'. Keep the bodies coming, the C.D.U. thanks you for your hard work!!!"
- Director Who
2026-05-18 by Foo
The CDU is pleased to announce that Operation: Corpse Grinder was a success. The materials acquired will be put to use immediately...mainly to process the almost 500 casualties taken in the process of collecting them. We look forward to working with you again soon! - Director Who
2026-05-11 by Director Who
CDU Bulletin Board:
The Corpse Disposal Unit has recently gone independent, setting up shop around Vog-sojoth. We look forward to supporting other clans across the Alliance...and look forward to seeing you and your remains on the battlefields of Managed Democracy! Remember, at the CDU you're not just a statistic, youre an investment!