2026-09-14 by ScareBeast
This past week, The members of the advanced operatives of D.I.V.E.R.S. have been tasked with causing as much destruction as possible to the enemies of super earth, via the use of explosions. Any. Means. Necessary.
In other news, we would advise operatives to stop installing minesweeper on the ship computers, not only is it an avenue for those who oppose us to gain access to our systems, it is also a extremely frustrating for our IT techs to remove when you give it advanced access.
2026-09-07 by ScareBeast
This week past week, the Spec Ops members of D.I.V.E.R.S. Were tasked with helping the advertising of Super Earths weapons production, in specific, Shotguns. The Elite squad was given a task to run ops ONLY using shotguns to promote the funding of our Super Earths weapons production suppliers.
In other news, Private Simon has been sent to reeducation due to masquerading around as a bot, we are still standing by to see if he will return.