2026-08-31 by [D.O.] Deputy Capt. Morena
Hola Helldivers! Last week we had an amazing turnout for the Liberty Spreading Social within the 808th! Admin was able to dive with new recruits. As August comes to a close we are looking forward to new 808th Ops, Merch update for the Steel Dragoons and a new division that anyone can join. More on that later. Stay Mad and Bastardly !
2026-08-17 by [D.O.] Deputy Capt. Morena
We celebrated our Hell Admirals bday on Aug ,8 with a surprise clan op and shenanigans! We also launched another joint op with the legendary S.T. R. A.Y.S called Big Dawgs. August itself has been busy but we are thankful. Special shout to the Ursine clan we will miss you deeply ! Stay Mad and Bastardly,!
2026-08-03 by [D.O.] Deputy Capt. Morena
Hola Helldivers!
Our clan is growing and we finally exceeded 808 members in honor of the 808th. Operation Spray paint was a success and we are gearing up for the month of August for more internal events and joint ops !
Stay Mad and Bastardly!
2026-07-20 by [D.O.] Deputy Capt. Morena
Hola Helldivers, The Death's Angels Sleepover and Joint-op complete, all metrics met—great job! The sleepover with Death's Angels was a success, and we completed the goal order for Operation Bastards of Judgement.
Upcoming Server Updates: Over the next few months, we'll be rolling out new fleet medals and video intros for fleets to boost engagement and hype within the community. Stay tuned for more details! Stay Mad, Stay Bastardly!
2026-07-06 by [D.O.] Deputy Capt.MorenaLoca
Hola Helldivers since Heroes 26 ended we were proud of our contributions and also proud of our ally G.H.O.S.T finally being canon ! Well done. In our server we launched the Gauntlet and it's been well received. Still have work to do but is it ever really work?
Stay Mad and Bastardly!
2026-06-29 by [D.O.] Commander MorenaLoca
Hola Helldivers! What a week for our community! We're proud to announce the 808th placed in the Top 5 clans at the Heroes charity event — an incredible achievement made possible by every one of you. We also have an exciting rebrand to share: our Melee Division is now the Steel Dragoons — a Mech-based force ready to bring the heat.
Stay Mad. Stay Bastardly. 🖤
2026-06-22 by [D.O.] Commander MorenaLoca
The Mad Bastards are gearing up for the Heroes event this week and we are pumped and ready to save these children! Earlier this week we finished another joint op with 117th Salamanders Phantom Drake and it was a glorious joint effort with everyone involved. We also paid tribute to fathers today! Thank you for all you do. Stay Mad and Bastardly!
2026-06-08 by [D.O.] Commander MorenaLoca
Our Hell Admiral Scourch and Remember_No_Russian was invited to striderofvalor's Twitch stream with the crew and it was some crazy fun! Our allies at the Super Citizen Bulletin have personally invited us to join their OP which is ongoing. Show up, kick ass, and represent the Bastards the way we always do . Let's make sure they're glad they called on us. Let's get it, Bastards! Stay Mad, and Bastardly!
2026-06-01 by [D.O.] Commander MorenaLoca
Hola Helldivers,The joint-op with the Hellhounds wraps up today. We made great strides and we were proud to fight alongside them. June is Pride Month, and our server icon will reflect our LGBTQIA+ allyship starting tomorrow. The Gauntlet is in development and will debut soon. Breach and Blade division re-brand name is in the works. Division Ops will return on the 6th after a short break.
Stay Mad, and Bastardly !
2026-06-01 by [D.O] CommanderMorenaLoca
We've been busy! Op Synthosis is wrapped, Oakting Blitz with the 117th is done, and we're kicking off Operation Lawless Bastards with the 181st Jaeger Corps next. A server update is coming soon + keep an eye out for the Gauntlet & Gear challenges launching shortly. Finally, Vanguard is undergoing their Breach & Blade transition and plans to roll out a Mech Division. Big things ahead! Stay Mad and Bastardly !
2026-05-11 by [D.O.] CDR MorenaLoca
The 808th closed out a successful sleepover event with our allies at G.H.O.S.T., and our Recruitment Drive wrapped May 2nd pushing us from 650 to 700 members strong! The Freedom Alliance's Fleet Campaign is LIVE. Every member has a personal Super Destroyer waiting. Claim it. Name it. Deploy it. We are coordinating our efforts as a clan to maintain our Hanger. Till next time, stay Bastardly and Mad
2026-04-27 by [D.O.]MorenaLoca
Greetings Helldivers,
We’ve been busy here in the 808th! The past two Saturdays have been packed with social events, joint ops, connecting with other clans. and getting to know more of our own members through countless dives. It’s been a great time building stronger bonds across the community one dive at a time. Our focus is to reach out more helldivers for recruitment and continue to solidify our alliances in the best way we know how- bastardly and mad!
2026-04-13 by [D.O.]LaMorenaLoca
Greetings, Helldivers,
We have finally recovered from the 36-hour relentless civil war known as Clan Conquest. As a clan, we fought with everything we had, pushing through every obstacle thrown our way. Despite the chaos, we forged powerful alliances and felt truly honored to stand side by side with our comrades in battle. With every timer reset, sleep became a distant memory. The air was thick with tension, and staying awake felt like a greater challenge than any raid we faced. Yet we endured.
2026-04-06 by [D.O.] LaMorenaLoca
Hola Allied Forces,
The 808th has stood shoulder to shoulder with the 14th Ursine and the 117th Salamanders in the heat of clan ops. Once again, we’ve proven that when the 808th drops, objectives get completed and allies get supported.
With the mission accomplished command has authorized a morale boost. Thanks to the Great Oso, leader of the 14th Ursine, an official cocktail has been commissioned. Codename TBD.
2026-03-30 by [D.O.] LaMorenaLoca
Greetings Allied members,
The 808th thanks all those who participated in the diving for health challenges. It truly was a marvel to see and we hope to conduct more health related ops in the future. Since the arrival of the new illuminate enemy we are on guard and ready!
2026-03-16 by [D.O.] LaMorenaLoca
Allied Helldivers,
With the new Warbond approaching, the Mad Bastards has issued a 4-day readiness exercise regiment. Starting March 17, every mission will earn you a debt to Super Earth based on your squad stats. For every category they are NOT in first place, will result in series of intense exercises In the end as a clan we are aiming for health and cheek physiques. We gotta fit into those slealth armors some how.
2026-03-16 by [D.O.] LaMorenaLoca
Greetings Helldivers,
Over the weekend our clan, as a whole, has been hard at work pushing the current MO. This is our Pathfinders’ time to shine as they deploy across the frontlines, gathering as many samples as possible to support the mission and advance Super Earth’s objectives.
Keep diving, keep collecting, and keep spreading Managed Democracy.
2026-03-09 by [D.O.] LaMorenaLoca
Greetings Helldivers,
Over the weekend, we held our first State of the Bastards meeting. We’re incredibly appreciative of all members and allies who showed up in support of our Galactic Hell Admiral Scourch. Your presence strengthens the 808th. We are also undergoing a transition to a new EXP system and automation protocols are currently being installed and we are ensuring every bit of existing XP is properly accounted for. Lastly we finally have Division-specific armor mods. The Mad Drip
2026-03-02 by [D.O.] LaMorenaLoca
The 808th will always to continue the good fight against the bots but since the retreat of Cyberstan we too needed to plan our attack and prepare what is to come. On more positive news We are looking forward to the Pelican Down that is coming up and eager to participate.
2026-02-16 by [D.O.] LaMorenaLoca
Operation Crucible is still going strong within the 808th and lots of oil being spilled across the planets. We will continue to go out where we are needed ! We have been thankful for the presence of our allied members from G.H.O.S.T joining alongside us. We have noticed a spike of new cadets and recruits to which we say Welcome to the 808th ya mad bastards!
2026-02-09 by [D.O.] LaMorenaLoca
# OPERATION: SYNTHOSIS - SUCCESS
Nearly a million bot kills. Over 2,500 bunkers destroyed. Over a thousand broadcasts terminated. One could only wonder how much more worse the Automaton propaganda machine would have been if not for this success. Thank you to all our allied members who answered the call and fought alongside us. You've made us proud! Let's continue fighting and win this war !
2026-02-02 by [D.O.] LaMorenaLoca
Apologies for the delay over the past two weeks, Helldivers. The 808th is fully operational, and things are looking promising.
We’re proud to introduce the Black Unit, a spiritual successor to the Hallowed Reapers. We’re thrilled to welcome Doc as Division General and look forward to its growth. Recruitment is back in full swing, We’ve promoted Xerexs to Commander of Vanguard and Beefstick to Lieutenant General of Siegebreak. Lastly, check announcements for a teaser from our Hell Admiral.
2026-01-12 by [D.O.] LaMorenaLoca
In the words of Chumbawamba: We'll be singin 'When we're winnin'
We'll be singin' We get knocked down
But We get up again!
This setback will never keep us down! The 808th is full speed ahead on rebuilding itself with quality recruits! Our fearless leader Scrouch and the DO's are hard at work to make sure things are running smoothly again. We are locked in and ready for this fresh start! Thank you for your support!
2025-12-29 by [D.O.] LaMorenaLoca
The 12 days of diving was a success and all of our bastards are merry! The Galactic Hell Admiral also promoted two members as D.Os chemlight and he_hateme. Our team is solid and ready to serve.
2025-12-22 by [D.O.] LaMorenaLoca
Breaking news: The Galactic Hell Admiral Scourch appointed our longtime veteran Lightningcro as our new D.O . Recently we conducted an internal survey to gather feedback from the 808th. stay tuned!
2025-12-15 by [D.O.] LaMorenaLoca
The 808th Command has confirmed the launch of a major holiday initiative which is underway this week. The highly anticipated 12 Days of Diving event will run from December 12th through the 24th.
2025-09-22 by [808th M.B.] Hell Adm. Scourch
The 808th deployed to Hellmire in search of Special Taskforce NEMO who had been beta testing spore resistant armor. Their remains were found, along with something else...
2025-09-01 by scourch
The 808th assisted S.E. High Command in commandeering raw materials for the construction of several thousand new training sites. Also, a reward has been issued for the return of the Hell Admirals hat.
2025-07-21 by scourch
the 808th recently celebrated successful testing of a prototype "fire-dog" backpack unit. This came prematurely as the device malfunctioned shortly after. In other news, having no eyebrows is IN!
2025-06-23 by scourch
We just launched 2 new exciting initiatives: Bastard Challenges and Style Roles. Bastards can rank up by completing challenges made by our own, and Style Roles show ones skill in their fav. playstyle.
2025-06-02 by scourch
The Bastards hit 700 players this week as we made our final push in joint-op **Indomitable phase 2**. Cookies and a 2.5 minute extension on breaks has been authorized.