Fool's Errand
Status
Concluded
Launched
Mar 19, 2026
Type
Goal Order
Briefing:
Thesean High Command is sending the Thunder Squirrels and STIMCO on a joint operation to recover data from Escape Pods on RIRGA BAY and SEASSE, as well as realigning LIDAR Stations that were disrupted by the Mindless Masses.
While there, please assist your comrades with Shield Generator Relays, and place some near the LIDAR Stations to prevent further damage.
UPDATE 3/19 6:37PM EST: THESEAN HIGH COMMAND IS ORDERING THE DESTRUCTION OF 10 EXOSPIRES AND 5 ROGUE RESEARCH STATIONS.
UPDATE 3/19 9:04PM EST: THESEAN HIGH COMMAND NOW ORDERS 20 EXOSPIRES DESTROYED, 40 ROGUE RESEARCH STATIONS DESTROYED AND 200 SHIELD GENERATOR RELAYS DEPLOYED.
Goal Progress
Exospires Destroyed
100%
COMPLETE!
Current: 34
Goal: 20
Rogue Research Stations Destroyed
100%
COMPLETE!
Current: 42
Goal: 40
Shield Generator Relays Deployed
100%
COMPLETE!
Current: 490
Goal: 200
Registered Players (5):
hiiexist5774,
nurseclapcheeks,
rautamiestari,
sharkbyterdx,
viperarubrum
Helldivers Signed Up:
5
Total Reports:
56
Avg Reports/User:
11.2
Divisions Restricted To:
PUTAIN,
Thunder Squirrels
Operation Statistics
Mission Metrics
34
Exospires Destroyed
42
Rogue Research Stations Destroyed
490
Shield Generator Relays Deployed
Detailed Performance Rankings
Number of Reports
Top Divisions
Thunder Squirrels
50
PUTAIN
6
Number of Reports
Top Players
Top Divisions by Metric
Exospires Destroyed
Top Divisions
Thunder Squirrels
23
PUTAIN
11
Rogue Research Stations Destroyed
Top Divisions
Thunder Squirrels
29
PUTAIN
13
Shield Generator Relays Deployed
Top Divisions
Thunder Squirrels
318
PUTAIN
172
Top Players by Metric
Exospires Destroyed
Top Players
Rogue Research Stations Destroyed
Top Players
Shield Generator Relays Deployed
Top Players
Division Breakdown
Sort by:
Thunder Squirrels
4 members reporting
50 reports
23 Exospires Destroyed
29 Rogue Research...
318 Shield Generator...
PUTAIN
1 member reporting
6 reports
11 Exospires Destroyed
13 Rogue Research...
172 Shield Generator...
Player Stats
Sort:
| Player | Reports | Exospires Destroyed | Rogue Research Stations Destroyed | Shield Generator Relays Deployed | Clan | Division |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| nurseclapcheeks | 25 | 6 | 8 | 307 | 565th Thesean Mobile Infantry | Thunder Squirrels |
| hiiexist5774 | 17 | 11 | 13 | - | 565th Thesean Mobile Infantry | Thunder Squirrels |
| rautamiestari | 6 | 11 | 13 | 172 | 565th Thesean Mobile Infantry | PUTAIN |
| viperarubrum | 5 | 4 | 6 | 9 | 565th Thesean Mobile Infantry | Thunder Squirrels |
| sharkbyterdx | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 565th Thesean Mobile Infantry | Thunder Squirrels |
5 players