Dr.Funkington

ADMIRABLE ADMIRAL Level 86

Clan: 57th HellRaisers

Division: Crimson Phalanx

Commodore: [CPX] Phalanx Legion

Captain of the HRR-CPX Decimator

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J. Polonski Here, Proud member of the 57th Hellraisers. My story starts with an accident that made me an orphan, an accident from the war. An accident, that got covered up. I held such anger, hatered, bloodlust! I WANTED THEM TO PAY! I became a Helldiver. After basic trainning, I was recriuted by Truth Enforcer JB to the 57th. The 57th was just the start though. With dedication, courage, focus and all the ammo Super Earth can supply I climbed the ranks to find my place. 57th - CPX - 402nd C.O.

Career Summary

Activity	9 orders participated 1 Active Order 11 days in clan Registered: 2026-09-09
Awards	8 total 1 Completion award 6 Metric awards 1 Honor award
Reports	117 total 11 Alliance Order 89 Clan Order (80 clan issued, 9 clan opted in) 17 Server Order

In-Game Career Stats

Updated: 2026-07-03

Combat	31,531 kills 12,497 bugs 14,026 bots 5,008 squid 1,517 deaths
Kill Methods	167 melee 943 grenades 6,128 eagle kills 227 friendly
Missions	335 played 313 won 93% rate 255 extractions 115:38:58 time
Accuracy	177,017 fired 113,153 hit 63.9% accuracy
Stratagems	5,874 total 902 orbitals 2,042 eagles 353 supply 637 reinforce 1,089 defensive
Resources	1,787 objectives 5,398 samples 395,172 XP
Efficiency	20.79 K/D ratio 94.1 kills/mission 1,179 XP/mission 16.1 samples/mission