"A man needs a maid."
Ship Owner
"The Maid will handle all Class A interstellar Bung-ups if you follow these simple steps:
Direct the small end of The Maid toward your massive mistake.
Focus your intention until all distractions leave your thought sphere.
Then recite the words "A man needs a maid" three times.
P.S. don't mess around and point The Maid at your buddy, you goof.
You already screwed up once."
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