Killed 5 Dragon Roaches.

• One with assistance from Teto-1's 500kg Bomb with a direct hit.
• One with assistance from Teto-1's Strafing Run
• Three with an Ultimatum shots to the body and/or head.

St. Stimmy Log 9/3/2185:

St. Stimmy bravely and heroically landed on top of the caves and soloed a dragon roach with nothing but a flag and a stim.

St. Stimmy Log 9/4/2185

St. Stimmy managed to wrangle a Dragon Roach and used the beast to fight a Hive Lord before dive bombing it into the mouth of the beast. While fueled on stims, they were able to use their One True Flag to slice through the innards of the beast, killing it from the inside before blasting their way out with the Ultimatum.

St. Stimmy Log 9/4/2185

• St. Stimmy landed in the mouth of a Hive Lord. They were subsequently flung out at speeds so fast they were sent outside the mission radius.

St. Stimmy Log 9/5/2185

• Finally fixed helmet cam. Hopefully this time it doesn't break and we can extract footage now.
• St. Stimmy killed a Dragonroach with nothing but a constitution and a stim.

St. Stimmy Transcription Log 9/6/2185

St. Stimmy: Found out E-711 can make dark fluid. Naturally, I tried to infuse it with stims to see if I can, y'know, teleport with it. I can! But I explode my stomach in the process.

St. Stimmy Log 9/6/2185

After further testing, we have concluded Dark Fluid + St. Stimmy is literally the worst possible idea ever. Being able to warp, in theory, is nice, however, in practice, IT IS THE WORST THING EVER. While having approximately 1 gram of Dark Fluid in their system, they proceeded to warp to Tarsh all the way from [REDACTED] and did an entire Super Helldive by themselves while the crew scrambled to figure out which planet they'd ended up on. How they survived for a whopping 48 minutes is beyond the science department. While stim infusion with Dark Fluid is a wonderful idea in theory, in practice it's impractical as it's much too expensive to waste on expendables.

St. Stimmy Log 9/7/2185

Apologies for the delay, we had a backlog caused by the Gloom interference.

• Discovered a new risky technique on how to fire the ultimatum further. By slinging (equipping) the gun and firing, the Ultimatum can go upwards of 100 metres.

St. Stimmy Log 9/7/2185

• Has been unofficially recognized as the first person to have a Permacura Stim addiction.
  (Officially would mean we'd have to tarnish the name of Permacura, alongside the fact St. Stimmy is no longer legally considered a person.)

St. Stimmy Transcription Log 9/8/2185

Log between the two printer technicians, Cypher and Oliver, and St. Stimmy.

Cypher: No, Stimmy, you can't just neg diff a Titan.

St. Stimmy: *in a terrible Scottish accent* OH IM GONNA NEG DIF ME THAT TITAN

[St. Stimmy proceeds to exit the SES Hammer of Justice.]

Oliver: So, we taking bets?

Cypher: Yeah, sure, I'm in. 200 SC says they don't.

Oliver: Call me insane, 2k SC says they do.

Cypher: You're on, dumbass.

[27 minutes elapse with minimal talking.]

Cypher: Okay so like.... why haven't they needed a print out yet. They're usually dead by now. Comms channel has been quiet too.

Oliver: All I know is that Eagle- excuse me, Teto-1 has been in and out the moment cooldowns allow it. Same with our rotary cannons and supplies.

St. Stimmy: *bzzrt* TWO OF TH*bzzrt*. EAT SHIT F*bzzrt* I NEED STIMS! AVERY, GET THE *bzzrt crkk* NOW! 39, MOVE 8 CLICKS EASTWARD!

Cypher: Huh, Stimmy's still alive, but for how much longer I don't know. Damn gloom's probably fucking with the comms.

Oliver: Two what, though?

St. Stimmy: REPEAT. TWO HIVE*bzzt* REQUESTING *bzzzzzzt* BARRAGE!

Cypher: Welp, I think they're done for.

[18 more minutes pass.]

Oliver: How the fuck...

St. Stimmy: *still in the worst Scottish accent* I neg diffed me a couple a titans. Suck it.

[Cypher slams down the 200 SC and walks off and shoots St. Stimmy in the groin with a stim pistol.]

Cypher: Stim that, you absolute fucking freak of nature.

End transcription.